Pat-Shaped Fungus

appropriately-inappropriate:

bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

And just because you’re an extra-nutty cookie, here’s some advice from someone who’s learning to do that.

Natasha’s move was technically perfect. The move is meant to to be an amped up flying triangle choke; krav, judo and a couple MMA disciplines have it.

What you want is your opponent’s head and upper arm crushed between your legs, with the one leg extended and the other at a triangle, wrapped around their throat cutting off circulation,

Doing it with your calves is possible, but not actually effective, there’s simply not as much pressure; doing it with your calves because you can’t get your thighs into the proper position is just asking to get your ass beat by the other fighter, because he is better than you.

Natasha Romanoff just exercised a move that would have her opponent unconscious in 6-10 seconds.

Spiderman was ][ that close to getting his dick bit clean off.

Maybe the next time you try to talk shit, sweetheart, know the shit first.

This post encompasses literally everything I like about Tumblr.

4rch0n:

r/TsundereSharks

wtf internet…

peggylives:

hangingfire:

kierongillen:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Can’t get over this.

The question is, will they try and CGI it out for the DVD release?

I really hope not.

leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

gentlemanbones:

stardroid:

battleismyforte:

I’m so glad this lawyer happened

IS THAT PHOENIX OH MY GOD

Similar but legally distinct from Phoenx Wright: Ace Attorney

For years I’ve wanted a Phoenix Wright anime that functions like “Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law” but instead of satirically defending Hanna-Barbera cartoons, he satirically defends characters from video games and anime.
This is probably the closest I’ll ever get to seeing this reality play out.

gentlemanbones:

stardroid:

battleismyforte:

I’m so glad this lawyer happened

IS THAT PHOENIX OH MY GOD

Similar but legally distinct from Phoenx Wright: Ace Attorney

For years I’ve wanted a Phoenix Wright anime that functions like “Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law” but instead of satirically defending Hanna-Barbera cartoons, he satirically defends characters from video games and anime.

This is probably the closest I’ll ever get to seeing this reality play out.

lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

(×)

markdoesstuff:

neohazard:

GUYS HOMESTAR RUNNER ACTUALLY UPDATED TODAY. NO JOKE.

holy flashback. oh my god

stunnerpony:

I don’t know what this is, but it’s the best thing ever xD

Welp, now I basically HAVE to watch “Rick and Morty”.